Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Top 10: Moments of the semester
New feature ... Top 10 lists. Today I bring to you the Top 10 moments of first semester of grade 12. Unfortunately, the semester is now over and second semester starts NEXT Friday (2 weeks off school WHAT!) so I decided to relieve first semester in ... THE TOP 10'S!
Number 10: "The Birthday Button"
- January 6th, 2005, Stephanie Elizabeth Miles makes me a special button for my birthday. I told her to make it, but that's not the point. The point is that she did! It was square, and I did not have any tape, so I put a tiny hole in it, and tied it on the string of my hoodie and I wore it around school all day. It even got another girl jealous and she made me a button of her own. Sweet double birthday button bump!
Number 9: "The Cough"
- Usually a cough lasts a couple of days. A week at the most. But this cough is off the hook. It's been 3 weeks and counting, and it's annoying Dave. EAT THAT, SUCKA! Don't know why it made the Top 10 really, but when I think back I'm sure I will remember the cough.
Number 8: "Tinball"
- Ever wondered what basketball-mini-putt would be like? How about indoors? How about instead of a golf ball, you used a smily face stress ball. How about instead of a basketball net, you used a bronze coloured tin. What if you added bounce shots and targets into the mix? Well, that is exactly what tinball is, and it's what Dave brought back, introduced it to me, and it has sky rocketed to the top of all sports. Seriously, it's insane, McCormick gets so intense he threw it left handed and said "UGGGAAA" as he threw it. Awesome.
Number 7: "7 Goal Performance"
- Monday Night Hockey .. and I raped. Set the new record for most goals in a game, with 7! Out of a possible 10 goals for my team, I scored 7! SEVEN DEUCE! SEVEN! .. It was sick. And nobody will break the record. They may come close, but nobody will ever beat it.
Number 6: "The Move"
- Monday Night Hockey ... again .. and I schooled Vince ... and other people. Vince lies down to try and stop me from getting by, so I roll the ball over his back, put a 'HOW SHE DOIN!?' on Scott, pull the ball around Sarah the goalie and UPSTAIRS where grandma keeps the cookies for the goal and the game winner. Awesome.
Number 5: "The Blowout"
- William Regal & Eugene Dinsmore vs. Christian and Tyson Tomko. World Tag Team Titles. San Juan, Puerto Rico. New Years Revolution. Eugene is a house of fire. 'Tarding up, when .. BAM .. he blows out his knee. Turns out he dislocated his knee cap. Poor bastard. Next up, Lita vs. Trish Stratus. Then the comment, "I want to see Lita blow out her knee too." Guess what happens next? BAM! Lita's knee is blown, Trish regains HER Womens title, and Dave and Shawn think im psychich.
Number 4: "The Comeback"
- New York Yankees: 3 .. Boston Red Sox: 0. Best of 7 series. Winner goes to the World Series, and it appears that the curse of the Bambino is going to strike again. But with the help of Johnny "Jesus" Damon, David Ortiz, Curt Schilling, and of course BRONSON ARROYO, The Boston Red Sox come back to beat the Evil Empire 4 games to 3. Feel the burn. The "Who's Your Daddy?" chant turned into "Who's Your Papi?" as Mr. Damon cranked 2 homeruns. So special.
Number 3: "The Championships"
- After coming back and beating the Evil Empire, The Boston Red Sox (again thanks to the greats such as BRONSON ARROYO) sweep the St. Louis Cardinals to win the World Series. After this being the first year of truly following baseball, I think I may follow it more. This semester, The Toronto Argos won the grey cup, Team Canada won the World Cup, and Team Canada won the World Junior Hockey Championships. 1 Semester, 3 Championships. Awesome.
Number 2: "The Worst Day Of My Life"
- Buffalo Bills lost. Seattle Seahawks lost. Boston Red Sox lost. Randy Orton lost the World Heavyweight Title. Layton Hewitt lost his tennis mathc. Mike Weir lost the Canadian Open to Vijay Singh. I forgot to bring home my huge assignment that weekend. Everything that could possibly go wrong .. WENT WRONG! .. Don't want to remember it, but I do, dammit.
Number 1 moment of the First Semester of Grade 12: "The Pen Shot"
- Who has seen Happy Gilmore? Everyone better raise their hand. Now, who remembers Happy shooting a pop can in the parking lot but accidently hitting Chubb's wooden hand? Everyone better raise their hand. Well, when that happens Chubb ends up saying "HO!" and Happy follows with "OHHHH!!!" .. It is quite possibly the funniest thing ever. Seriously. Well, early on in grade 12, I was playing with a pen lid at lunch, and I was squeezing it. So, nothing out of the ordinary until I accidently shot the pen lid and said "HO!" followed by Dave who said "OHHHHH!!!!" as my pen lid smoked Mullet off her face. Definitly the top moment of the first semester.
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Well, thats it for this post. Great, great memories.
I'd also like to compliment Dave on stealing my idea of "Who is with Chuck Comeau?" ... It's an awesome idea, and it started off with Chuck pointing to me!
"I can't believe he would do that ..."
"... whatta jerk!"
Lateskis,
Randy
Number 10: "The Birthday Button"
- January 6th, 2005, Stephanie Elizabeth Miles makes me a special button for my birthday. I told her to make it, but that's not the point. The point is that she did! It was square, and I did not have any tape, so I put a tiny hole in it, and tied it on the string of my hoodie and I wore it around school all day. It even got another girl jealous and she made me a button of her own. Sweet double birthday button bump!
Number 9: "The Cough"
- Usually a cough lasts a couple of days. A week at the most. But this cough is off the hook. It's been 3 weeks and counting, and it's annoying Dave. EAT THAT, SUCKA! Don't know why it made the Top 10 really, but when I think back I'm sure I will remember the cough.
Number 8: "Tinball"
- Ever wondered what basketball-mini-putt would be like? How about indoors? How about instead of a golf ball, you used a smily face stress ball. How about instead of a basketball net, you used a bronze coloured tin. What if you added bounce shots and targets into the mix? Well, that is exactly what tinball is, and it's what Dave brought back, introduced it to me, and it has sky rocketed to the top of all sports. Seriously, it's insane, McCormick gets so intense he threw it left handed and said "UGGGAAA" as he threw it. Awesome.
Number 7: "7 Goal Performance"
- Monday Night Hockey .. and I raped. Set the new record for most goals in a game, with 7! Out of a possible 10 goals for my team, I scored 7! SEVEN DEUCE! SEVEN! .. It was sick. And nobody will break the record. They may come close, but nobody will ever beat it.
Number 6: "The Move"
- Monday Night Hockey ... again .. and I schooled Vince ... and other people. Vince lies down to try and stop me from getting by, so I roll the ball over his back, put a 'HOW SHE DOIN!?' on Scott, pull the ball around Sarah the goalie and UPSTAIRS where grandma keeps the cookies for the goal and the game winner. Awesome.
Number 5: "The Blowout"
- William Regal & Eugene Dinsmore vs. Christian and Tyson Tomko. World Tag Team Titles. San Juan, Puerto Rico. New Years Revolution. Eugene is a house of fire. 'Tarding up, when .. BAM .. he blows out his knee. Turns out he dislocated his knee cap. Poor bastard. Next up, Lita vs. Trish Stratus. Then the comment, "I want to see Lita blow out her knee too." Guess what happens next? BAM! Lita's knee is blown, Trish regains HER Womens title, and Dave and Shawn think im psychich.
Number 4: "The Comeback"
- New York Yankees: 3 .. Boston Red Sox: 0. Best of 7 series. Winner goes to the World Series, and it appears that the curse of the Bambino is going to strike again. But with the help of Johnny "Jesus" Damon, David Ortiz, Curt Schilling, and of course BRONSON ARROYO, The Boston Red Sox come back to beat the Evil Empire 4 games to 3. Feel the burn. The "Who's Your Daddy?" chant turned into "Who's Your Papi?" as Mr. Damon cranked 2 homeruns. So special.
Number 3: "The Championships"
- After coming back and beating the Evil Empire, The Boston Red Sox (again thanks to the greats such as BRONSON ARROYO) sweep the St. Louis Cardinals to win the World Series. After this being the first year of truly following baseball, I think I may follow it more. This semester, The Toronto Argos won the grey cup, Team Canada won the World Cup, and Team Canada won the World Junior Hockey Championships. 1 Semester, 3 Championships. Awesome.
Number 2: "The Worst Day Of My Life"
- Buffalo Bills lost. Seattle Seahawks lost. Boston Red Sox lost. Randy Orton lost the World Heavyweight Title. Layton Hewitt lost his tennis mathc. Mike Weir lost the Canadian Open to Vijay Singh. I forgot to bring home my huge assignment that weekend. Everything that could possibly go wrong .. WENT WRONG! .. Don't want to remember it, but I do, dammit.
Number 1 moment of the First Semester of Grade 12: "The Pen Shot"
- Who has seen Happy Gilmore? Everyone better raise their hand. Now, who remembers Happy shooting a pop can in the parking lot but accidently hitting Chubb's wooden hand? Everyone better raise their hand. Well, when that happens Chubb ends up saying "HO!" and Happy follows with "OHHHH!!!" .. It is quite possibly the funniest thing ever. Seriously. Well, early on in grade 12, I was playing with a pen lid at lunch, and I was squeezing it. So, nothing out of the ordinary until I accidently shot the pen lid and said "HO!" followed by Dave who said "OHHHHH!!!!" as my pen lid smoked Mullet off her face. Definitly the top moment of the first semester.
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Well, thats it for this post. Great, great memories.
I'd also like to compliment Dave on stealing my idea of "Who is with Chuck Comeau?" ... It's an awesome idea, and it started off with Chuck pointing to me!
"I can't believe he would do that ..."
"... whatta jerk!"
Lateskis,
Randy
# posted by Randy @ Tuesday, January 25, 2005 
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pffft you wish McNally, I scored 17 out of a possible 26 goals. Your goals are nicer, but in sports its quantity and not quality, so... I win, and I demand that it be changed.
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Randy is nice, so are birthday buttons, and girls jealous of the awesome Stephanie Elizabeth Miles. Post more often please. Thanks Bro.
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